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7 rules to being a creative writing genius

I know how you feel, and I have the answer. You want to be a creative writing genius, you want to write words which send chills down the spinal cords of your readers. You want to turn casual page flippers into maniacal devoted followers in the first 100 words of everything you write.

Don’t worry it’s not your fault, there’s a lot of misinformation about creativity out there which involves a lot of heavy lifting and complicated theoretical templates and stuff you have to keep track of. Help is at hand, however. The secrets are surprisingly simple and to prove what a terrific guy I am I’ll give them to you now. Seriously. In order to be a sparkling creative genius there are a handful (if you have seven fingers on your hand) of simple things which you can do right now which will set you on the road to being a writing genius.

Walk with me now as we stroll down a moonlit arcade of trees, soft music plays from hidden speakers and as we pass each colour coded Las Vegas showgirl she will hold up a card with each of the 7 secrets written on it… oh there’s the first one now…

1. Cultivate your DESIRE (Purple)
Creative geniuses have the urge to do something. They might not know what that is precisely but they have a feeling about it. They explore that feeling through meditation (or whatever they use to focus themselves, staring into space is a good one) and they trust their instincts about where they are going to go with this desire.

2. Grow IDEAS (Blue)
Ideas are like tiny holograms, they contain all the other ideas inside. Buddhists say that the answer to a question is contained within the question and I agree. An idea on its own is not a plan or a project or a book. An idea is a building block, something you use to build something bigger. And all the other bricks are inside.

3. Get to know your MIND (Cyan)
Creative people look within, they know how their mind works and they cultivate their consciousness. All creative people are in touch with something. They trust their consciousness to produce ideas that fit their desire. They develop their consciousness through meditation (or the aforementioned staring into space).

4. Develop your BRAIN (Green)
It’s an obscure fact but creative people develop actual areas of their brain to get more creative, it’s not just mental development but actual physical changes in the brain. Games, logic puzzles, doodling and other physical tasks will help develop the hardware of your brain for creativity. Go buy some LEGO.

5. Make definite PLANS (Yellow)
Definite plans yield definite results. But what do indefinite plans yield? Indefinite results? No. Indefinite plans yield NO results. Make a plan. Figure out what you want to do, and be specific. How many words do books have, how many chapters, at what point do most well made thrillers make massive story points?

6. Know your PURPOSE (Orange)
Why are you writing a book/screenplay/comic in the first place? Money? Adulation? Fame? Did I mention Money? It’s important that you have something to say and that you are passionate about the content of the things you are writing. Nobody ever won the Man Booker prize by trying to write a Man Booker prize winner. Think about it.

7. Enjoy LIFE (Red)
Someone who is half dead with exhaustion and miserable is a very poor life coach. If you want people to be inspired by your thoughts and writing you have to be enjoying doing it, and a way to do that is to be enjoying your life as a whole. You can make your characters suffer, but don’t suffer yourself. Be healthy, be happy, enjoy life.

Thank you girls, aren’t they wonderful?

So, even without all the showbiz pizzazz these are real things you can do now, and even if you don’t fully understand the meaning of the above clues, even a half assed stab at doing them will improve your writing, almost automatically. I will be conducting an advanced staring into space workshop in the lobby after this presentation. Thank you and goodnight.

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Oh just as an aside at time of writing my eBook “Let’s Write a Story” is number 18 in the Top 100 Kindle books on Screenwriting. That will rapidly change I’m sure, but I was very excited there for a second.

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All the themes discussed in this blog are expanded in my course, WRITING FIT: Creativity Coaching for Writers which is out VERY soon. To be informed when the course is launched, and I’ll be delighted to do so, I’ll need you to subscribe to my free monthly newsletter.

Many thanks, be well and if you have any questions about this blog or the course please don’t hesitate to contact me, I’ll be very happy to help.

 
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Posted by on March 23, 2012 in Creative Genius

 

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Influenzpiration and Music Therapy

and other stories about how to get THERE from HERE

So, wow, where did February go? It’s flown by, or in my case FLU by. After completing the CGP Writing Fit course and sending it off to the potential publishing partner for approval, I heaved a sigh of relief, which quickly and unexpectedly turned into a heaving cough. After a week or so of the worst influenza I’ve had since the Beatles had all their own teeth, I was done in.

I suppose I had it coming. As a person who likes to keep in touch with his body, monitor my various body states and keep in tune with my senses and surroundings, I should have known I’d slump after working so hard and long hours and NOT I freely admit taking full care of myself. I paid the full price with no discount for former good behaviour.

My senses were all but dull thudding appendages, touch was painful, my hearing a muffled roar, my sense of smell gone, my sight blurry and my mind, a previously orderly stack of what I’ve done and what needs to BE done… was like a library full of sacred texts besieged by mischievous squirrels.

Every time I closed my eyes I found myself having conversations with fictitious persons, having tea with them on occasion, and my following vague moments of lucidity were wasted thinking “what the HELL was all that all about…?” So I swerved in and out of proper consciousness, but in my coherent and pain free times I tried to read and watch films. God bless the Infinite Internet for your twinkly endless trove of information, ideas and inspiration.

Oh and god bless Apple’s little iPad and your flu friendly interface, an easy to browse device for those not in their right mind, and durable enough to slide out of my insensible, palsied, and sweaty hand onto the bedroom floor without breaking… unlike my mind which was brittle as sugar glass, the facts I learned and the ideas I had all too readily shattered into a hailstorm of unreadable shards, leaving painful needles in my brain rather than useful thoughts…

Then I slept for days on end. Feverish dreams of writing and teaching, hot sleepless nights of twisting in the covers, trying to find the one cool spot to bring me my elusive solace and peace.

Then one day to my surprise I woke, dry, refreshed and actually conscious. I walked to the bathroom, washed and shaved with a fresh blade in gorgeously hot soapy water. I dried myself on a warm laundered towel and changed into cool dry and fresh clothes and sat drinking coffee and looking out over the river to the library, the March weather turning the cool and warm air currents colliding over the town into a pleasing, mysterious fog.

A week had passed, along with it my 52nd birthday. In my feverish state on that day, I remember being unable to write (and alone because my grown up children live at home but had plans of their own which didn’t include their ailing father) and it came back to me. I spent my birthday making an album of vintage synthesiser re-workings of Claude Debussy’s “Children’s Corner”. Ahem.

Yes I know, what curious glitch of my poor overheated cranium made me think that would be a good way to work off the fever? Folly! But listening back to the recordings I was astonished to find them quite good. I sequenced them using MIDI files of piano performances, to avoid my own fumble fingered playing ruining the thing, and rendered the performances on vintage synthesisers (or computerised simulations) and arranged and mixed them, and the results were very satisfying. If you are curious what the flu doing the rounds at the moment does to a creative man’s brain, go here to archive.org and download for free and listen for yourself. I even designed a cover to look like an old vinyl LP. A pretty productive day considering I was in truth half dead.

Download a free copy of my influenza inspired flight of nostalgia here
Claude Debussy’s Freakout Corner by Phil South
 

Ok it was a bad idea as I suffered for it painfully later on for not resting fully. I’m sure it added another couple of days to the fever. But it’s interesting to me where the mind goes when in retreat.

But where did the idea come from? I recall I watched a video at one point which had the (mildly non-PC these days) Golliwogg’s Cakewalk as the soundtrack and it set me off. What was that tune? Then I found out it was Debussy and that it was part of the Children’s Corner Suite historically commonly played for children. Of course then, I was played it as a child in school in the early 1960s. A scratchy old record. Along with Saint Saens and Peter and the Wolf and John Philip Souza’s Liberty Bell. So many memories…

So it was my birthday, and that always sets off all kinds of childhood memories, even when I don’t have a temperature of 101. Then I remembered Wendy Carlos and her “Switched on Bach”, and the vinyl records of those I had just last week found and played. And the weird old Nonsuch Guide to Electronic Music that had been such an ill advised piece of flu inspired entertainment earlier in the week. Surreal blips and blops in my ears while I slept.

But then it came to me, inspiration! I would make an album of music in the style of Wendy Carlos, but based on what music? The Debussy of course…

Well, that’s how I got there. I know it doesn’t make sense, but then inspiration NEVER does, only maybe internal sense. And in mitigation neurologically speaking I was impaired, the brakes were off in any of the usual ways I stop myself free associating. And as someone who just finished writing and recording a course in how to access your consciousness to improve your creativity, this should have come as no surprise to me. But hey cut me a break, I was ill.

Hope you enjoy the Debussy as much I enjoyed making it while off my trolley.

In the meantime here is a slightly more well considered piece of music I did just before I fell ill, a piano improvisation I made while thinking about friends who have passed away. The ironic title has nothing to do with how I feel about them by the way, it’s almost like something a character in a novel would say about someone they love to stop it hurting too much.

Funny But Don’t Miss You At All (Nostalgia Mix)
by Phil South

That’s enough music, next time I promise there I’ll be back up to strength and we can talk more about writing and how to turn yourself into a creative genius.

Oh and of course if you want to be informed about when CGP Writing Fit: Creativity Coaching for Writers is finally out, then please subscribe to the newsletter by clicking on this link.

See you next time.

 
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Posted by on March 15, 2012 in Creative Genius

 

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